UK Festival Survivor
Everything you need before the signal dies.
An offline-first camping survival companion for major UK festivals: packing lists, prep guides, tent and car finders, and a legal-safe personal map.

Worth knowing
YahHeard is independent and not affiliated with, or endorsed by, any festival or festival organiser. Festival names are used to identify the events the guides describe.
Screenshots
Captured from the debug build running on an Android 14 emulator.
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What Festival is
UK Festival Survivor is built for the moment your battery is at 40%, the field has no signal and it has started raining. Eight bundled festival packs — Download, Reading, Leeds, Boomtown, Boardmasters, Bloodstock, Creamfields and Isle of Wight — carry verified arrival roadmaps, campsite advice, weather survival and per-festival prep, all fully offline. Save a GPS pin for your tent or car and navigate back with an offline compass arrow. Build packing lists with modes for mud, heatwaves, low budgets and first-timers. No accounts, no tracking, no adverts — ever, enforced by a build guard that fails the build if an advertising SDK so much as appears.
What it does
- Eight complete offline festival packs with verified, source-linked facts
- Tent Finder and Car Finder with an offline GPS compass
- Smart packing lists with rain, heatwave, budget and first-timer modes
- Per-festival prep checklists and a travel-roadmap countdown
- Legal-safe personal map with 22 pin types
- Emergency information card: contacts, allergies and medication notes
- Battery Saver (Ration Mode) and an Ultra Low Battery mode for day three
- Update Centre for refreshing festival packs before you travel
- Paid app: no adverts, no accounts, no tracking — enforced at build time
Plan like a veteran, even on your first time
Every festival has its folklore — the mud at Download, the ferry maths for Isle of Wight, the Thursday-night arrival trick. UK Festival Survivor bakes that knowledge into checkable, offline guides that work in the middle of a field.
Built for the field, not the marketing page
Everything important works with zero signal and a failing battery.
Offline packs
Guides, maps and checklists live on the device before you leave home.
Find your tent
One GPS pin and a landmark photo; an offline compass does the rest.
Packing modes
Mud, heat, low-budget, minimal-carry, family and first-timer variants.
No dark patterns
Paid once; the build itself rejects advertising SDKs.
Open a festival pack
Interactive demo — no install needed.
Explore a real bundled pack the way the app presents it, including Battery Saver.
Getting Festival
UK Festival Survivor 1.0.0 is finished and feature-complete, targeting Android 8.0 and newer. There is no store listing yet, so there is no download button here — one will appear by itself the moment a real link exists. This site never publishes a placeholder download.
At a glance
- Status
- Released
- Version
- 1.0.0
- Runs on
- Android (Android 8.0+)
- Offline use
- Works offline
- Package
- com.ukfestivalsurvivor.app
- Last updated
Privacy
Your location pins, lists and plans stay on the device. The only network feature is refreshing festival packs — there are no accounts, no analytics and a build-enforced ban on advertising SDKs.
Permissions
- Location
- Saves your tent or car position and points the offline compass back to it. GPS works with zero signal; positions stay on the device.
- Internet
- Used by the Update Centre to refresh festival packs before you travel. The festival guides themselves work fully offline.
- Notifications
- Optional prep reminders in the countdown to your festival.
Technical details
Technical details
Built with
How it is put together
- Eight festival packs ship inside the APK as structured data, so the app is useful with no signal at all.
- A build guard fails the build outright if any advertising SDK or the AD_ID permission is introduced.
- Tent and car locations are stored locally and surfaced through an offline compass.
Development workflow
Built through Claude Code.
Timeline
- Version 1.0.0
Feature-complete paid build with eight bundled festival packs.
Accessibility in the app
- High-contrast night-friendly interface
- Compass navigation readable as text distance and direction
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