UK Festival Survivor
Everything you need before the signal dies.
About Festival
UK Festival Survivor is built for the moment your battery is at 40%, the field has no signal and it has started raining. Eight bundled festival packs — Download, Reading, Leeds, Boomtown, Boardmasters, Bloodstock, Creamfields and Isle of Wight — carry verified arrival roadmaps, campsite advice, weather survival and per-festival prep, all fully offline. Save a GPS pin for your tent or car and navigate back with an offline compass arrow. Build packing lists with modes for mud, heatwaves, low budgets and first-timers. No accounts, no tracking, no adverts — ever, enforced by a build guard that fails the build if an advertising SDK so much as appears.
Key features
- Eight complete offline festival packs with verified, source-linked facts
- Tent Finder and Car Finder with an offline GPS compass
- Smart packing lists with rain, heatwave, budget and first-timer modes
- Per-festival prep checklists and a travel-roadmap countdown
- Legal-safe personal map with 22 pin types
- Emergency information card: contacts, allergies and medication notes
- Battery Saver (Ration Mode) and an Ultra Low Battery mode for day three
- Update Centre for refreshing festival packs before you travel
- Paid app: no adverts, no accounts, no tracking — enforced at build time
In pictures
Illustrative development previews — genuine screenshots will appear here as the app matures.
Development preview artwork — not an app screenshot.
Plan like a veteran, even on your first time
Every festival has its folklore — the mud at Download, the ferry maths for Isle of Wight, the Thursday-night arrival trick. UK Festival Survivor bakes that knowledge into checkable, offline guides that work in the middle of a field.
Built for the field, not the marketing page
Everything important works with zero signal and a failing battery.
Offline packs
Guides, maps and checklists live on the device before you leave home.
Find your tent
One GPS pin and a landmark photo; an offline compass does the rest.
Packing modes
Mud, heat, low-budget, minimal-carry, family and first-timer variants.
No dark patterns
Paid once; the build itself rejects advertising SDKs.
Open a festival pack
Interactive demo — no install needed.
Explore a real bundled pack the way the app presents it, including Battery Saver.
Getting Festival
UK Festival Survivor 1.0.0 is finished and feature-complete, targeting Android 8.0 and newer. Its Google Play listing is being prepared — a download button will appear here the moment the store link is real. YahHeard never publishes placeholder download links.
Privacy & practical details
At a glance
- Status
- Released
- Version
- 1.0.0
- Platform
- Android 8.0+
- Offline use
- Works offline
- Package
- com.ukfestivalsurvivor.app
- Last updated
Privacy at a glance
Your location pins, lists and plans stay on the device. The only network feature is refreshing festival packs — there are no accounts, no analytics and a build-enforced ban on advertising SDKs.
Full privacy information for FestivalPermissions
- Location
- Saves your tent or car position and points the offline compass back to it. GPS works with zero signal; positions stay on the device.
- Internet
- Used by the Update Centre to refresh festival packs before you travel. The festival guides themselves work fully offline.
- Notifications
- Optional prep reminders in the countdown to your festival.
Accessibility
- High-contrast night-friendly interface
- Compass navigation readable as text distance and direction
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